** MPF.C17-HELIX.03.727 [X] steps forward and clasps his hands around the unit in an attempt to catch him, but vastly underestimates his weight. 493 continues to fall back, landing on top of 727.
MPF.C17-UNION.DvL.454 ooc radios on MPF: "dont think about it"
Detective. has connected to the server.
** MPF.C17-GRID.04.493 [X] blinks several times as he is now on the floor, but also on top of 727.
** [Late-twenties woman w...] quickly rushes over following after her gasp, she reaches a hand out, to try and offer help to the officer.
** MPF.C17-HELIX.03.727 [X] wheezes as the fatass lands on top of him, squirming around.
[OOC] Cegg: not if i have any to say about it
MPF.C17-UNION.05.656 gave M/Pvt. Richard Singleton 'XZ' flags.
MPF.C17-HELIX.03.727 [X] says "<:: Oww!"
** MPF.C17-GRID.04.493 [X] remains motionless, doing nothing at all.
** MPF.C17-HELIX.03.727 [X] squirms around, gasping. The wind is knocked out of him.
MPF.C17-GRID.04.493 [X] says "<:: Are you alright?"
MPF.C17-HELIX.03.727 [X] says "<:: Get off! Get off!"
you want my clipboard?
[Yesterday, 6:25 PM]
wAIT I CAN MAKE IT BETTER
Judy and Constanze sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G. First came LOVE, then came MARRIAGE, Then comes an ABRUPT, TRAGIC GRENADE INJURY. Then comes BLAME, then comes DESPAIR, Two hears damaged beyond repair! JUDY leaves CONSTANZE and takes the tree! D I V O R C E.